Monday, September 3, 2007

Quotes of the Day













  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut-up.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes.
  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Niether one works.
  • Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  • If you lend somone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Janeie baby I really like these quotes. Got Neal all married off bout time too I say.would send pix but don't have any way of putting them on the computer solly.
love ya, auntie