- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Never miss a good chance to shut-up.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Niether one works.
- Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- If you lend somone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Quotes of the Day
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Janeie baby I really like these quotes. Got Neal all married off bout time too I say.would send pix but don't have any way of putting them on the computer solly.
love ya, auntie
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