Kelly and the Cockroach

Once upon a time...

There lived a fair maiden in the Kingdom of Delhi. Now the Kingdom of Delhi had many things that the fair maiden liked and enjoyed, but there were also dark and sinster things in the Kingdom of Delhi that the maiden did not like or enjoy.
One evening when the fair maiden was very tired and sweaty she entered her bathroom to get ready for bed. As she sat down upon her throne she saw something lurking out of the corner of her eye. As she turned to look she was shocked, there in the corner of the bathroom was a nasty, evil cockroach. Before she could do anything it scurried towards her, she noticed that it was approximately the size of a small mouse, at that moment the fair maiden flew from her throne screaming for her life.
Within moments her knight in shinning armor appeared. Although somewhat gobsmacked at the site of his fair maiden with knickers at her knees, he bravely lunged at the beast with a wad of toilet paper. But the sly cockroach would have nothing of it. He zigged and zagged every which way to avoid Sir Richard, causing the fair maiden to squeal with terror. But alas, the brave knight overpowered the evil cockroach and crushed him in his mighty hands. As the fair maiden regained her composure she thanked her brave knight and once again resumed her place on the throne!

The End